Pistachio jokes
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.
Community talk
GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more