What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
