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Nut

3 years ago

What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?

A pistachio.

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  • Nutshell

    3 years ago

    For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.

    But that’s just me in a nutshell.

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  • Food

    3 years ago

    Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.

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  • Man

    3 years ago

    What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?

    He became a shell of who he once was.

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