Height

Height Jokes

Reader

Who's the fastest reader?

Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.

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  • Midget

    Why do midgets laugh when they run?

    Because the grass tickles their balls.

    Dwarf

    Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

    The grass tickles their balls.

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  • Pilot

    A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."

    Emo

    If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?

    The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.

    Dwarf

    I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

    Dwarf

    What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

    Suck dick.

    Meter

    Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?

    I’d really like to meter.

    Cliffhanger

    What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?

    A cliffhanger.

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  • Dad

    Dad: "If they jumped off a bridge, would you?"

    Tommy: "Yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!"

    Midget

    I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

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  • Slide

    If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?

    Asking for a friend.

    Airplane

    I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

    The twin towers: No, it won't.