Other girls be like "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl? I’d really like to meter
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?
Asking for a friend.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.
A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚 -It has the most stories.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs Simply because they look up to me
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Why don't midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
Boy: my girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her...
Off the nearby cliff
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
What makes sad people jump? a bridge
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
