Other girls be like "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl? I’d really like to meter
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?
Asking for a friend.
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.
A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚 -It has the most stories.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Boy: my girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her...
Off the nearby cliff
Why don't midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
What makes sad people jump? a bridge
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
My brother called me short and ugly so i called him an ambulance.
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
