Height jokes

You are short.

I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!

What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?

Josiah.

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

I don't ignore dwarfs, I just overlook them.

Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

I don't beat up midgets.

That would be punching down.

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

Short people tend to get angry easily...

'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!

So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!