Height jokes

Why are midgets constantly thirsty?

They can't reach the drinking fountains.

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

Hey Max, what's up? The sky.

I don't ignore dwarfs, I just overlook them.

Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?

A. They always seem to punch down.

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"

Me: "Where?"

Friend: "In front of me."

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.

Why do midgets laugh while they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

I could never date a midget.

We would never see eye to eye.

- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?

- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.