Man jokes
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
I bet you like men!
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.