Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is basically non-sensical, a whole lotta nothin'. It throws random stuff at the wall, like a bent spine, a specific gun from a video game, and a "speedy Spanish man," and hopes something sticks. The humor is in how utterly absurd and random it is. It's funny 'cause it makes zero sense, kinda like why you think Crocs are fashionable. You are NOT BASED.