I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What is the best way to end a cook book?
And that’s a wrap
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. -- He was high on my list of priorities.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music
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Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper
i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover it's called flying through the windshield and the song's name is crossing the street
A man walks into a doctors office, Naked Wrapped in Gland Wrap.
The doctor reply’s with:
“I can clearly see your nuts”
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up"
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
WRAP SANDWICHES
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Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras but then I heard popping behind me
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