I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
A guy goes to see his psychiatrist dressed only in bubble wrap. When he gets there, he asked the psych, "Can you please help me?"
The psych says, "No, I'm sorry, I can clearly see your nuts."
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What is the best way to end a cook book?
And that’s a wrap
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.
I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover it's called flying through the windshield and the song's name is crossing the street
I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually, it’s more of a wrap
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up"
A man walks into a doctors office, Naked Wrapped in Gland Wrap.
The doctor reply’s with:
“I can clearly see your nuts”
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
WRAP SANDWICHES
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped
why should you wrap your hampsters in duct tape? so they dont explode when you fuck them.
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
