Wrap Jokes

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.

A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I'M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

What is the best way to end a cook book?

And that’s a wrap

Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. -- He was high on my list of priorities.

What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?

I guess that’s a wrap!

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music

A man is consoling his nine year old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted,

"You need to be more careful" he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."

Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?

Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper

i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover it's called flying through the windshield and the song's name is crossing the street

A man walks into a doctors office, Naked Wrapped in Gland Wrap.

The doctor reply’s with:

“I can clearly see your nuts”

What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?

"Wrap it up"

What's a rapper's favorite type of food?

WRAP SANDWICHES

I wrote a song about a tortilla

Actually, it’s more of a wrap

Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds

I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras but then I heard popping behind me