A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Talking to the Sheep
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about a dude getting caught cheating with a sheep, but he's so dumb he tries to play it off like he was just talking to the sheep. The wife is quick, but I bet you didn't get it at first, did you?
Anonymous
Too many frills. Simplify it. "A guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, 'This is the pig I've been fuckin.' His wife says, 'That's a sheep not a pig.' And he says, 'I wasn't talkin to you!'" It has to go bam-bam-bam. Think of how quickly they develop the backstory on 'The Simpsons.' Then you'll have the proper pace...