I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
Penaldo Steals Penicillin
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Alright, listen up, genius. This joke is all about a dude who thinks Penaldo (that's Cristiano Ronaldo, for those of you who don't follow sports) is gonna get penalties 'cause of penicillin. Penalties are like free shots in soccer. Get it? I bet you didn't, you donkey.