The 30+ Best Sausage Jokes

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40 year old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

whats in a michael jackson hotdog

a 50 year old piece of meat

a 12 year old bun

In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between 9 year old bun

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?

A: The honor roll

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

Ever have an Italian sausage in a can??

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars

Question: how bad is german wifi?Answer: it ́s the wurst.

What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson? The Jackson dog. It's 49 year old saussge between 6 year old buns.

how do u make a sausage roll

push it down the hill🍆

Glizzy

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool

This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.

Drake

You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis.........also sausage and hotdogs too

What is italian sausage? the dick of a gay italian

Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we're through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

( Guy 1: Why my cat's so angry ? ) ( Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage ) ( Guy 1: Don't you ? ) ( Guy 2: Yeah it seems delicious ) ( Guy 1: Mmm so .. w-wait what are you doing ? I didn't think you mean the one in my lunch :< where are you leaving #_# ) **Meow ...** ( Guy 1: Shut up i will never feed you this sausage it's not for you :< -_- </3 )