How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider Man? Well, he weaved a really tangled web and Aunt May saw it.
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One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
A depressed man was caught on top of the empire state building with marijuana, needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it? The no-bell prize.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up? Skelesore.
"Wanna hear a joke?" "Sure." "You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over." "That was pretty DAD."
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? I hear they got six months each.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft LOTTO?
Sir, I mustache you a question... Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.