Man jokes
Ur mom gay.
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
Man, Uranus is so big!
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Is water wet?
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.