Man jokes
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Dirty little Spider-Man
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, "hmmm, this tastes like arsenic." He took a sip of another and said, "hmmm, this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories."
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.