"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Cheeseburger Please
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Alright listen up, Chucklenut. So, this dude goes up to a lady who he thinks is giving handjobs and asks her if she is. She says yes, but turns out, he just wants her to wash her hands so she can make him a cheeseburger. Get it? It's funny because the dude is ordering food instead of asking for a handjob, which is what you thought was gonna happen. You probably thought he was gonna ask for a handjob, didn't you? You're so down bad.