I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantisy section.
Your Dad
Hippity Hoppity Wemon are property
When your at school and you have to wipe your ass but it only one ply... Your finger breaks through... mmm Finger lickin good
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
A Doctor walks into his office and look his paitent in the eyes "Sir you have to stop Jerking off." The Man ask "Why?" The Doctor then says "Because im trying to examin you."
Imagine not having a dad