I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
“Mom? Don’t freak out, but I’m in the hospital.”
“Aaron, you’ve been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that.”
what does the policeman say to the Jumper?
what do you call a cow that fell
ground beefffffff — Aaron
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandmas dead
When from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕
Me: I’m sorry Aaron. Aaron: Why? Me: Your parents couldn’t be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father
why was aarons mum sad the bus missed aaron
why does aaron cry at night his alcoholic father beats him
What did a
whats worse than aaron with downsyndrome aaron with a rope
once i ate a table… it was food consuming
Aaron you glad i didn’t make this joke?
why did aaron slit his wrists because its him
aaron and ben meet on grinder [they have a drink and have sex they wake up in the morning in bed aaron says im so glad i got it out ben relys what oh just the HIV
why did aarons dad beat him… becasue he tensed his ass
aaron is ginger