what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."
"Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
When from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Austin Nash
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
why does aaron chug beer on a wednesday? because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
aaron
once i ate a table... it was food consuming
why did aaron slit his wrists because its him
you.
