I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

“Mom? Don’t freak out, but I’m in the hospital.”

“Aaron, you’ve been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that.”

what does the policeman say to the Jumper?


what do you call a cow that fell

ground beefffffff — Aaron

Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandmas dead

Austin Nash

When from Delaware? You know!!! 📦

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕

Me: I’m sorry Aaron. Aaron: Why? Me: Your parents couldn’t be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.

what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father



why was aarons mum sad the bus missed aaron

why does aaron cry at night his alcoholic father beats him

What is

What did a

whats worse than aaron with downsyndrome aaron with a rope

once i ate a table… it was food consuming

Aaron you glad i didn’t make this joke?

why did aaron slit his wrists because its him

aaron and ben meet on grinder [they have a drink and have sex they wake up in the morning in bed aaron says im so glad i got it out ben relys what oh just the HIV

why did aarons dad beat him… becasue he tensed his ass

aaron is ginger