what do you call a cow that fell
ground beefffffff --- Aaron
WHAT MUSIC SCARES BALOONS? POP MUSIC
WHY WOULD THE BANNANA SCREAM OUTCH BECAUSE GETTING PEALED
what does the policeman say to the Jumper?
"hey!Pullover"
"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."
"Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."
Me: I'm sorry Aaron. Aaron: Why? Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
When from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Yo yo zac, have you Amber HEARD about the johny depp case. ARRRRRRRRRRR
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why does aaron like men? because his dad beats him
why does aaron eat burgers on a wednesday? because his spine is bent and his favourite gun in apex legends is the g7 scout and he uses the speedy spanish man
Austin Nash
why did go to the chiropractors? to get his spine fixed
why does aaron chug beer on a wednesday? because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis
why does aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
aaron
once i ate a table... it was food consuming
why did aaron slit his wrists because its him
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