Fiction

Fiction Jokes

Suicide

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."

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  • Fight

    What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

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  • women's rights

    I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

    Orphanage

    So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.

    Memes

    Library

    I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

    Dog

    I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...

    It was impossible to put down.

    Book

    What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."

    Self Harm

    You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

    Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

    Man

    A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.

    “Super Power Beer,” he says.

    “Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”

    Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.

    “Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.

    Splat.

    The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”

    Ginger

    What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

    A ginger with friends.

    women's rights

    Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.

    Dad

    The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.

    Man

    What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

    Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."