Fiction jokes
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.