A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said go away you won’t bring it back
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
Instead of Edward scissor hands I’m Edwardscissor wrists
sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true
Boy 1: Sonic is a fictional character. Boy 2: Yeah, just like your dad.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining
they put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library
What show do orphans relate to I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
if the moon landing was fake so is your house
what do you call a chill transgender
Fictional
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
