A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said go away you won’t bring it back
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
Instead of Edward scissor hands I’m Edwardscissor wrists
sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true
Boy 1: Sonic is a fictional character. Boy 2: Yeah, just like your dad.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining
they put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library
I moved all the bibles to the fiction section because there is no god as said Stephen Hawking in 2011 but in 2018 god said there was no Stephen Hawking
What if Game-of-thrones and Harry-Potter -Antagonism had a child? Coldemort!
I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section
Guys don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section it was the worst mistake of my life!
What show do orphans relate to I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
