I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Alright listen up, you dum-dum. So, this dude is in deep doo-doo with the Taliban, right? About to get the ol' death sentence. Then, outta nowhere, his hero, Penaldo, steps in to take the penalty instead. But guess what? Penaldo chokes, misses the shot, and now our guy is still gonna bite the dust. It's funny because Penaldo is supposed to be a hero but he sucks. And you, my friend, probably think soccer is just running around kicking a ball. Wake up!
