I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Fastest Gun
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about a guy who thinks he's a hotshot with his Glock 17. Someone else isn't impressed, so Mr. "Fastest Gun" fills the dude's head with lead. It's dark humor because someone gets shot. Get it? Of course, you don't. That's why you are reading my explanation!