Burger jokes
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
"Mitchnite burger."
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking. I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
You look like a burger.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.