your hairline goes all the way back to when burger king was a burger prince
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Jeffrey dahmer was eating at 5 guys before it was a restaurant
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
u look like burger
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
Your forehead goes back to when burger king was burger prince
bunger
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye? A one giant
number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
mitchnite burger
What do you get when you eat a hamburger 🍔😋? Mustard gas.
What is the difference between a human and a
My friend talking to fat boi : I can order you at McDonalds’. Double Big Mac triple quarter pounder cheese burger
