Burger jokes
"Mitchnite burger."
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
You look like a burger.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking. I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.