The 70+ Best Burger Jokes

What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?

Freeze burgers.

What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?

I guess that’s a wrap!

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

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My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say "thats thanksgiving man!"

How did the flight attendant want their burger?

Just plane!

I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "

u look like burger

Why did your friend eat the burger?

Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!

Not really. He was just hungry.

What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye? A one giant

mitchnite burger

A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and released his cow was gone.

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D

My friend talking to fat boi : I can order you at McDonalds’. Double Big Mac triple quarter pounder cheese burger

What is the difference between a human and a

number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.