Burger

Burger Jokes

Wrap

What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?

I guess that’s a wrap!

Whopper

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

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  • Friend

    My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"

    Meat

    I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"

    Friend

    Why did your friend eat the burger?

    Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!

    Not really. He was just hungry.

    Cow

    A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.

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  • Friend

    My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

    So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D

    Boi

    My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

    Lettuce

    "Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."

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  • Hitler

    What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?

    A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.

    Meat

    What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?

    BK doesn’t sell real meat.