Burger Jokes


How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

in Yo mama

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Refried beans

Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.

Steve k
in America

My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say “thats thanksgiving man!”

in Puns

How did the flight attendant want their burger?

Just plane!

in Hairline

your hairline goes all the way back to when burger king was a burger prince


Q: how did burger king get diary queen pregnant A: he forgot to wrap his whopper


Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common

A:they put meat on five year old buns

in Dirtiness

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn Pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his whopper🍆🍔

Awesome broadway fan

Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad

  • Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
Donald Trump
in Little Johnny

little Johnny is my son and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a burger king whopper to Moscow then take revenge for little Johnny!!!

Daniel King
in Penguin

What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?

Freeze burgers.

Daniel King

What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?

I guess that’s a wrap!

in Puns

where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle


A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

I doubt it will sell though, as it’s 95% cabbage.

foot lettuce

number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.

aarons number is 07648874937
in Aaron

why does aaron eat burgers on a wednesday? because his spine is bent and his favourite gun in apex legends is the g7 scout and he uses the speedy spanish man


What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???

A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven


I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "

in Roast

Ur built like a double cheese burger