Man jokes
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War