Man jokes
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Memes
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."
"That's your lookout."
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.