Man jokes
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"