Man jokes
I bet you like men!
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"