Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groupsš - 13th in the leagueš±
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the leagueš - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL š»
Who's supposed to be the goat??
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groupsš - 13th in the leagueš±
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the leagueš - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL š»
Who's supposed to be the goat??
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money Iām impatient
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today. Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
I was given a invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney. Thats why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY
I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldoās laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying ādo you consent to cookies.ā He said that he doesnāt eat cookies and doesnāt know what consent means so thatās why he called me
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Its about bottling Its about crying I stay finished I fake retire Put in the diving Put in the ghosting And take my fake trophies Eibar and Bolivia in my veins My barcelona banged by Bayern I bottle the game so whats my farmers name (Pessi)
I was at a farm in France called āUber eats Farmer leagueā, then I saw a strange creature called āPessiā. He only appears against farmers. He ran towards to me, I didnāt know what I should do so I decided to shout āBig games! Big games!ā Pessi scurried away
I was in sahara desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, pionel pessi the debut man came to my rescuešØāš He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles, "big games" he replied. Thanks for saving my life my idol.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
-Ghostingš»
-Divingš¬
-Complaining to teammatesš”
-Complaining to refsš¤¬
-Missing sittersš¤¦āāļø
-Gets a lucky open net tapinā½ļø
-Proceed to get šshouts
-Repeatš
People with REAL ball knowledge know heās just an overrated tapin merchant š
MISSING!! MISSING!! šØ
Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games+Diving+always ranting "give me penalty" Possible Locations : Penalty Spot, St etienne Last seen- Alabaās Pocket ā ļø ā ļø :donāt walk around with pens
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself. Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself. The answer is 0.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessiās UberEats career. In the trailer Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
I was writing my final exams, and i saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world, to my knowledge i chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG, i was shocked beyond repair, shame on you psg, im now a college dropout
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
You caught a Penaldo! Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears. Type: Ghost type Moves: Dive Disappear in big games Cry for pens Statpad vs farmers Sells underwear
I needed a pen to write my answers to my exams, but after checking my bag, I realized I had no pens! Then, out of the sky came the god of pens, Pristiano Penaldo! He gave me a pen that he owned, and I was able to write the answers to the exam, which I passed! Thank you Penaldo! I then said that a big exam was coming up, and that I needed another pen, but as soon as he had to come up big, he vanished.
I was at afghanistan and i had been captured by the taliban. I was going to get the death penalty. Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now i will die. Shame on u penaldo!!
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!