mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
What do you call a emo with no legs Emobile.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs,
Because the cow has the udder!
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
what do you call a cow with no legs
groundbeaf
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg? Her dog was blind too.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
so there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs that said hey sir i've never been fucked before will you do the honors and fuck me, so I threw her in the ocean and said well your fucked now.
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef (meal out of cow legs)
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.