Lieutenant jokes

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."