Lieutenant jokes

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.