Lieutenant jokes
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 馃
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
