Grandpa: you can't have phones within 15 feet of the table Me: and you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?"
I answered, "6 feet underground."
god creating cats GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of ANGEL:ok.......................................anything else GOD:YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
What has 50 legs but cant walk??
25 disabled children
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
covid said to stay 6 feet...i didn't think Kobe meant it literally
whats a kiddnappers favourite shoes? white vans
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore
Because he has holes in his feet.
A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
(not original, but I forgot the source)
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Where is a pen elephant’s sexual organs. On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
What's the same with shoes and slaves? When they get lose you tie them up
Landing on it's feet won't help a cat in China...
