Fuck it suicide is wrong but if you jump off a bridge and yell parkor its a failed stunt
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i'm not gonna die the same way.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
how do you help a depressed kid face their fears... u count to 3 and say jump>
Mum: if your friend jumped of a cliff would you Me: oh yeah no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Why did the orphan like to jump. So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with there parents. 1 like=10 more orphans in my basment
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
Why are frogs 🐸 good at basketball 🏀?
Because they always make jump shots.
A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."
Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial
My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
