if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind
Knock knock Whoβs there? Not sally
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
"Oh waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why yes"
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts youβre left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, βLet my baby go you sick bastard!β, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, βIβm just kidding, it was already dead.β
So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing Iβve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh itβs not what you think Iβm just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
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where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
What's red and blue and runs up your leg
A homesick miscarriage
a fat girl was dancing on the table and i said nice legs she says you really think so and i say yes definitely most tables would of been broken by now
I would kiss ur lips but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know u know ππ
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4
Little Johnny's sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, "That is my garage". The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?" Suzy says, " Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray thereβs no multiplying.
