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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?

A: Mat

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a cow with two legs? - Lean beef.

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef.

What has 6 legs 10 arms and 3 heads?

The Boston marathon finish line

What has 5 legs 3 arms and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

What is a cow on two legs?

YO MAMA

Why did the girl fall off the swing … because she had no arms or legs

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter he’s not coming.

What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run ??

Stephen hawkings

“A man came running into a hospital saying” -DOCTOR DOCTOR!!! I CANT FEEL MY LEGS! “The doctor replied” -I know I amputated your ARMS!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

what do you call a cow with no legs?–ground beef XD

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names.

My child is ungrateful, I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn’t say thank you, no, he said “dad, I don’t have any legs”

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves??

Russell

What do you call a dog with no legs?? …you cant call it anything. It won’t vome to you

What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? BOB What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod