What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
what do you call a cow with no legs?–ground beef XD
What has 6 legs 10 arms and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie… But she still is in my basement, since she can’t run!
Why do blondes wear tight skirts? To keep their legs closed.
What’s red, small, wet and crawls up your leg?
- A homesick abortion
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn’t matter what you call it, as it’s never going to come.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Why do tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.
What has a head and tail but no legs? A penny
why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
what has 4legs, than 3 legs, than 2 legs, than 1 leg, than no legs
a baby you cut one off each time
what do you call a cow with no legs
a cow with no legs