Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?
Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.
The Missing Laptop
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, slow-poke. The joke is an anti-joke. It sets up a standard riddle but dumps a pile of depressing facts on you instead of a pun. You probably didn't get it because you spend too much time on that glowing screen yourself. Get real.
Comments (1)
Constant Otter Civet
really enjoyed this joke mate, had a good laugh