I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
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Why did the director have a injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
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My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
"Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?" " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs." "I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
Why did the girl fall off the swing ... because she had no arms or legs
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
A woman walks in to a dentists office sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the woman replies last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster
Your leg is straighter than James Charles
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What dose a disabled disco play:
When your legs don’t work like they use to before
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what do you call a mexican with one leg? Border hopper
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground
A handicap person was making fun of me so I walked away
