What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Marathon Finish Line and Christmas Gift for Boy with No Hands
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you intellectually challenged mammal. First, a marathon finish line is gonna have people sprawled all over it after they run, see? Arms and legs all over the place. Get it? Now, as for the kid, well... he ain't gonna open that present anytime soon. Because he ain't got hands, see?