What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies

I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage

a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”

What’s the difference between a pile of babys and a Porsche??

I don’t have a Porsche in my garage

Johnny is very attached to his parents, he asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks "whats that?"The mother replies "that’s my garage" he looks up and asks what are those? The mother responds “those are my headlights.” He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down “daddy whats that?” The dad replies “that’s my car.” He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tell his mother and she says “you can lay with me.” He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed he gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving he looks under the covers to investigate and see’s them going at it he then yells “mommy turn on you’re headlights daddy’s parking his car in you’re garage!” THUD

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain’s garage have in common? There’s brains all over the place

What’s the difference between a lambo and a pile of dead babies? I don’t have a lambo in my garage.

What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Timmy looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car.” They continue on with their bath.

Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Susie looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car garage.” They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, “hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage.”

The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, “what’s wrong?” Lil Susie says, “well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn’t fit so we cut them off.”

What’s the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don’t keep my Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between a 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? i dont have a mustang challenger in my garage

What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage!

A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little boy says, “That’s my little red race car.” 10 minutes later the boy looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little girl says, "that’s my little red race car garage.” So later that night the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She said yes and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit. Down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor, the mother asks "What happened?” the little girl says, “We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off.”

What’s the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?

I don’t have a car in my garage.

Whats the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies I dont have a sports car in my garage

What’s the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche

I don’t have a Porsche in garage

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette… I don’t have a corvette in my garage

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