Little Johnny's sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, "That is my garage". The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?" Suzy says, " Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
What's the difference between a Lamourghini and a hostage? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
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what’s the difference between a lamborghini and a dead body? i don’t have a lamborghini in my garage.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage."
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "what's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit so we cut them off."
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What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
what is the difference between a baby and a cano? i would never put a cano in my garage
Why are most absent dads mechanics
They like to nut and bolt
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
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I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that's my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask's whats that,the little girl says "that's my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask's the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try's putting his little red race car in her garage but it won't fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see's blood on the floor the mother ask's "what happened the little girl say's "we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit so i cut the back wheels off"
Whats the difference with a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between A dead body and a Lamborghini I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
