The 40+ Best Garage Jokes

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage

What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place

Why are most absent dads mechanics

They like to nut and bolt

what is the difference between a baby and a cano? i would never put a cano in my garage

Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?

When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁

Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight

Whats the difference with a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between A dead body and a Lamborghini I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

What is the difference between a 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? i dont have a mustang challenger in my garage

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food

What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?

I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage

Q; Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?

A: Because they're retired

Little Johnny's sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, "That is my garage". The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?" Suzy says, " Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."

What's the difference between a Lamourghini and a hostage? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.

Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage."

The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "what's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit so we cut them off."