Legs jokes

Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?

Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.

The legs are soft and delicious.

How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.

When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.

What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?

They’re both easy to spread.

What has four legs and works at McDonald's?

The remaining members of Nirvana.

I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?

A nugget.

What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?

Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.

Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."

Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"

What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met

What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?

Leaving, walking.

How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?

"Nice tits, bitch."

What is a woman's name with one leg?

Eileen.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?

A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?

He's all right.

I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.