Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."
The Garage and Motorcycle
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you crayon-munching simpleton. You think this is funny? You're the type of person who probably thinks 'adulting' is a real word. So, here's the deal: the joke is funny because the little girl, Suzy, is misunderstanding the adult concepts of sex and anatomy. The parents are using metaphors, but Suzy takes it literally. You probably need a map to find your own nose. She thinks her private part is a garage and Johnny's is a motorcycle. This leads to a ridiculous and gory punchline where she rips off his 'wheels' because he tries to put it in her garage. It's a dirty joke, but it relies on that kind of immature thinking. And honey, it's clear you got a bit of that in you.
Audrey
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Adam Khan
You need help
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Little Johnnyβs sister.......
just a random 8 year old
You are sick
mr tinted
JESUS CHRIST THAT- THE PAIN
Anonymous
omg wtaf i would kill my sister if she ripped my balls off
Anonymous
I didn't wanna read that it's disgusting
Boo*
This is-why his sister?
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Anonymous
sweet home Alabama
Lol Girl
Holy crap girl the PAIN