The 400+ Best Stand Jokes

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" -- The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it

My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand. He said, But Dad I'm blind. Exactly

what is the one thing cripples can't do......stand up comedy

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

A: It’s always 90 degrees.

My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What does the initials bible stand for? Bull In Book Lacking Evidence

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”