Legs Jokes

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?

A paintball

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheel chair, she'll come crawling back.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel

What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker

Hop In

What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.

The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where's the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it's running down my legs

Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.

Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!". And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated you arms."

Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

What’s under the bottom?

Your legs.

what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter whutcha call him he ain't comin'

Riddles not jokes

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

What has bark but no bite?

There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?

What has holes but can carry water?

What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?

What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?

What can you catch but not throw?

and last one

What can rule, but not command?

Tell meh the answers in the comments

like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/

1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.

My grandad broke his legs.

To cheer him up i bought him a walkman