What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
What is Hitlers favorite book. Hitler and the chamber of secrets
Your an orphan forever. - Harry Potter.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
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what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
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Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill? Walking. JK, Rolling.
How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?
What does a huffle puff wolf say? “I will huffle and puffle and blow you house down”
That is retaliated to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️
your hairline sucks even harry potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
