Harry Potter jokes
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies? Fetus Deletus!
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
What is the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.