How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
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What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!