What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
What is Hitlers favorite book. Hitler and the chamber of secrets
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Your an orphan forever. - Harry Potter.
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Whatβs an orphanβs favorite movie character? Harry Potter.
Hey girl do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
the harry potter fanbase
What if Game-of-thrones and Harry-Potter -Antagonism had a child? Coldemort!
What is a dirty minded harry potter fans favorite spell before the deed? dickus embigus!
your hairline sucks even harry potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so itβs relatable
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill? Walking. JK, Rolling.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
