How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
Your an orphan forever. - Harry Potter.
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Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
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What is Hitlers favorite book. Hitler and the chamber of secrets
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
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What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character? Harry Potter.
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What is a dirty minded harry potter fans favorite spell before the deed? dickus embigus!
What if Game-of-thrones and Harry-Potter -Antagonism had a child? Coldemort!
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
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Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill? Walking. JK, Rolling.
