What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! This is a play on words. A "cut cucumber" sounds like "cute cucumber." Since the cucumber has no legs, you call it a guy with no legs, meaning "no legs" is a pun for "no-legs". Get it now?
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