Octopus Jokes

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Itenticle.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles.

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.

Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

Person B: Tentacles?

Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.

Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

He got inked up.

What is the octopuses favorite shape

An octagon

What did the octopus say to the other? Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands.

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)

Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙

what do you call a octopuse on land?a spider duh

i like turtles

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

What do u call a scared octopus

A octopussy

How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?

You Octoply obviously

How do fish get to school ?

On a octobus

Lol

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.

why did the octopus cross the road?

cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant

What sea creature can add up? A octoplus