What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? – Itenticle.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

He got inked up.

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?


How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs… so where did the pus come from.

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.

What do you call a flying octopus?

An octocopter🚁

Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean.

What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi

[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls

What is a gathering of octopus called?


How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!

What do you call an octopus with a hat?

An octopus with a hat of course

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)

How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh?

Ten tickles