How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles.

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? – Itenticle.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

He got inked up.

What did the octopus say to the other? Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands.

What is the octopuses favorite shape

An octagon

What do u call a scared octopus

A octopussy

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs… so where did the pus come from.

How do fish get to school ?

On a octobus

Lol

Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙

why did the octopus cross the road?

cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant

[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

What do you call an octopus with a hat?

An octopus with a hat of course

How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!

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