What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? – Itenticle.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.

what do call a brave octopus octobrave

Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

He got inked up.

What do you call a flying octopus?

An octocopter🚁

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean.

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse.

What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)

How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!

What do you call a octupus whos father left octobyeyo

octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs… so where did the pus come from.

Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙

How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh?

Ten tickles