How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles.

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? – Itenticle.

Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

He got inked up.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.

Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙

What do you call an octopus with a hat?

An octopus with a hat of course

[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls

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What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?


How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

What is a gathering of octopus called?


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Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean.

What do you call a flying octopus?

An octocopter🚁