What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? – Itenticle.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.

Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

He got inked up.

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean.

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse.

What do you call an octopus with a hat?

An octopus with a hat of course

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.

Why did the octopus cry ? Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp

How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

Hello There have a good day

Why did the octopus cross the road?

Who knows and who cares.

Whet

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

I don’t know but man can it pick lettuce.

What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave.

What do u call an octopus dad?
an octodad

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