Octopus

Octopus Jokes

What did the octopus say to the other? Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands.

Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

Person B: Tentacles?

Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.

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