What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? – Itenticle.
Octopus Jokes
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What did the octopus say to the other? Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands.
What do u call a scared octopus
A octopussy
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What is the octopuses favorite shape
An octagon
Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
How do fish get to school ?
On a octobus
Lol
octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs… so where did the pus come from.
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
What’s a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok tickles person B ten times