Octopus Jokes

Anonymous
in Animal

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? – Itenticle.

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Anonymous
in Animal

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles.

Anonymous
in Animal

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

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Anonymous

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.

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Anonymous
in Animal

Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

He got inked up.

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Anonymous
in Animal

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

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Sandy Cheeks

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.

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Aaron Cantu

What did the octopus say to the other? Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands.

I wanna die

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)

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Anonymous

What do u call a scared octopus

A octopussy

Anonymous

What is the octopuses favorite shape

An octagon

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Anonymous

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

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Anonymous

What sea creature can add up? A octoplus

happy

How do fish get to school ?

On a octobus

Lol

Turtle🐢

Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙

TittySlayer123

octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs… so where did the pus come from.

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Anonymous

why did the octopus cross the road?

cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant

(Optional)
in God

[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls

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Anon

What’s a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____

Sophie Rodger

Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

Person B: Tentacles?

Person A: Ok tickles person B ten times