What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Itenticle.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What did the octopus say to the other? Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands.
What is the octopuses favorite shape
An octagon
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do u call a scared octopus
A octopussy
Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs.... so where did the pus come from.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
i like turtles
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You Octoply obviously
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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
