Animal

Anonymous

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles.

Puns

Anonymous

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? – Itenticle.

Arms

Anonymous

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

Guy

Anonymous

Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

He got inked up.

Fish

Anonymous

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.

Fish

happy

How do fish get to school ?

On a octobus

Lol

Hand

Aaron Cantu

What did the octopus say to the other? Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands.

Legs

Anonymous

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

Man

Anonymous

A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says “Hey, looks like he can’t play that!”, and the octopus says, “Play it? As soon as I get it’s pajamas off, I’m gonna fuck it!”

Cool

I wanna die

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)

Place

Sandy Cheeks

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.

Favorite

Anonymous

What is the octopuses favorite shape

An octagon

Arms

Anonymous

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

Scare

Anonymous

What do u call a scared octopus

A octopussy

Put

JOKE LOL!

what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!

Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse

Legs

TittySlayer123

octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs… so where did the pus come from.

Cross

Turtle🐢

Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙

Legs

Yourself

What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!

Wall

(Optional)

[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls

Cross

Anonymous

why did the octopus cross the road?

cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant

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