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What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? – Itenticle.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?


How many times do you tickle an octopus to make it laugh? Ten-tickles.

Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

He got inked up.

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean.

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)

How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!

What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi

What is a gathering of octopus called?


Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙

What do you call an octopus with a hat?

An octopus with a hat of course

How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.