Octopus jokes
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
What do you call a cool octopus? Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting? Octopied.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.