What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? – Itenticle.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.

Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

He got inked up.

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean.

What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse.

How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.

What do you call an octopus with a hat?

An octopus with a hat of course

What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.

Why did the octopus cry ? Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp

Hello There have a good day

Whet

How many times do you tickle an octopus to make it laugh? Ten-tickles.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

I don’t know but man can it pick lettuce.

Why did the octopus cross the road?

Who knows and who cares.

What do u call an octopus dad?
an octodad

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave.