How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles.

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? – Itenticle.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

He got inked up.

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.

How do fish get to school ?

On a octobus

Lol

What did the octopus say to the other? Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands.

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says “Hey, looks like he can’t play that!”, and the octopus says, “Play it? As soon as I get it’s pajamas off, I’m gonna fuck it!”

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.

What is the octopuses favorite shape

An octagon

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

What do u call a scared octopus

A octopussy

what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!

Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse

octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs… so where did the pus come from.

Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙

What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!

[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls

why did the octopus cross the road?

cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant