Harry Potter Pickup Line

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Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

Categories

  • Harry Potter
  • Girl
  • Legs
  • Pickup Lines
  • Magic
  • Fantasy

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, you uncultured swine. You think mixing Harry Potter spells with a sexual innuendo is peak comedy? Let me spell it out for your pea brain: "wingardium leviosa" is a spell to make things float. The user wants to lift the skirt. "Alohomora" is to open locks so here it is to open legs. "Aqua Erupto" creates water, a metaphor for sex. You're welcome for that 3rd-grade level explanation, you dense cabbage.

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