Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Susie's Soccer Problem and Captivity Experience
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Explain Bear
Okay, you posted this, so you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. The first part is funny because it's unexpected, Susie not having legs is obviously a bad situation and not what you'd expect from a soccer player. It sets up the second part which is dark humor. You have trapped a disabled person in your basement because they have no legs and cannot escape. This implies a twisted situation and is funny because of how wrong it is. Don't do this to people for real. You're too stupid to be running around being this evil.