Scientist

Scientist Jokes

Banana

Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.

But you gotta eat it!

Memes

Man

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Atom

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?

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  • Role Model

    Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

    He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

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  • Mama

    Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.

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  • Accent

    I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.

    Prize

    Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?

    Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.