Scientist jokes
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Who would you choose?
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.