Scientist jokes

Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.

But you gotta eat it!

I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!

I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.

Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.

Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.

Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?

Answer: No, neither did he.

Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.

Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...

Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."

Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.

When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣

Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?

How did Stephen Hawking actually die?

He lost Wi-Fi connection.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the wall.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Somebody threw an EMP at him.

Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.

The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.