Scientist jokes
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.