What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Special Olympics Jokes
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.