Special Olympics jokes

What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

Kleenex

Depends

Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

Velcro Shoe manufacturers

Steven Hawkings Publishers

What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.