Special Olympics jokes
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"
Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"
Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."
Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"
Husband: "Gold, of course!"
Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.