Emotion jokes
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
I hate crying.
"I love you with all my heart."
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
I'll really mist ya.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
I love just having fun!
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.