What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~
1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
Being sad is my only happiness.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.