Emotion

Emotion Jokes

Cup

What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?

Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)

Irony

It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.

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  • Memes

    Emo

    Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

    A: Nothing! He was hung over.

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  • People

    Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

    A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

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  • Mood

    You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

    Train

    What do you call a train with bubble gum?

    A chew chew train.

    Oh man, I'm depressed.

    Crisis

    What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"

    Suicide

    If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.

    If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.

    It isn't any of those if it's suicide.