What's one thing a homing missle can't kill?
An orphan.
i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you. She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Why did the math book kill itself? it had too many problems.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment? They kill people.
Two terrorists walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says “We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey” The Bartender asks “Why a donkey?” Then Terrorist 2 says “See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people.”
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said "It's something that daddy calls mommy" The little girl yells to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder. If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”
What’s the difference between issac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Issac Newton died a virgin!😎
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
who killed hitler goes to heaven. *looks up* oh,never mind.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life
if you hit a child that's child abuse. if you hit a family member that's abuse. if you kill either, it's murder for some reason. if it's a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
