“I’m thinking about killing off the main character in this book I’m writing.”
“What type of book is it?”
“An autobiography.”
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.