Daughter

Tyler

One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, “Just because you killed the butterfly, you don’t get butter for a week.” They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, “Nice try.”

Funny

sofunnyitsbad

one day I came to my mom and said “MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!”

mom: “no you can’t…”

me: throws butter out the window me: “look I made a butterfly!”

lol this isn’t funny but I hope you liked it

Daughter

Izabella

Q:Why did the father through butter out the window?A:he wanted to see a butterfly

Little Johnny

No Honey for a month

Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee, his dad sees this and says “i saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks.” Johnny replies “i don’t care, i don’t like honey anyway.” About fifteen minutes later little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says " i saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little johnny replies “I don’t care, i don’t like butter anyway.” Both little johnny and his dad go in for dinner, johnny’s mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. little johnny looks and smiles and says “do you want to tell her or should i?”

Daughter

imgay2

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won’t eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her “nice try”.

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Floor

Daniel King

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see a floor show.

Eating

Anonymous

How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach ?

Stop eating caterpillars

Doctor

Anonymous

Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital

A: For the doctor to make it get “butter” (e)

Cockroach

Anonymous

My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.

She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.

Windows

I'm a butterfly

Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!!!

Morning

Anonymous

Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home and I will get back with him tomorrow morning

Ur

ur mom gay ur dad tomboy

ur mom gay lololololololol

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King

Daniel King

Who is king of the insects?

The Monarch.

Baby

Anonymous

One day a child walks along and asks” mother why am I called butterfly” the mother replies” a butterfly landed on you as a baby” A minute later another child comes along and says” mother why and I called feather” the mother then replied “because a feather fell on your head when you where born” then Brick comes along and says “ ahahhsdjsjskxs”

John

Addison

Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butter flavor 😂

Daughter

Anonymous

Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said, “Just for that you don’t get any butter for a month.”

Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, “Nice try.”