Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked in to the classroom. The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"
One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a padophile however I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8 year olds
make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE- and that's the TRUTH.
what am I? answer: a Riddle.
One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
Who need April 1st if your whole life is already a lie ༼⍨༽
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
Why did Pinnochio cross the road?
To get to the other lied
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
Me: Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!
Depression: Lie in bed
why would a dead guy lie?
because he can't stand up
Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone. Son: Okay, I'll do it! 5 hours later... Son: I'm done! Dad: I lied. Son: So did I!
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them, I can also tell if they are standing.
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me...it turns out that she was lying.
Why did a orphan say I'm wanted? because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio face: Tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth
