*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
What is your arms favorite military branch? The army.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble? He got caught playing with his Privates!
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, "okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "what?" As he looked over at Jim.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris
why was the roman soldier kicked out of the army- because he was romin around during war