The Donkey

Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"

The terrorists both say, "A beer."

The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"

One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"

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Explain Bear

Listen up, you snowflake. The joke is funny 'cause it flips expectations. Everyone expects people to care about other people dying, but the punchline is that nobody cares about the people, they only care about the donkey. Get it? You probably don't because you're probably one of those guys who cries when their soy latte is too cold.

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