Editor jokes
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Humanity.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
bradley
Community talk
Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction
I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?
I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving … Read more
I'm looking for someone to be my editor and revisor for a book series I'm planning on writing.