Editor jokes
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Memes
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Humanity.
bradley
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
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Community
Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction
I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?
I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving … Read more
I'm looking for someone to be my editor and revisor for a book series I'm planning on writing.