Don't do suicide shit nearly killed me tbh 🙏🙏🙏🙏
What is the real reason why men Jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What's one thing a homing missle can't kill?
An orphan.
2,996 kill streak boom
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot. Everyone else in the office:😱
If you have emo kid army they'll kill them selves before they get to the field
i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the lysol didn't kill.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed death.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder. If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
What’s the difference between issac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Issac Newton died a virgin!😎
who killed hitler goes to heaven. *looks up* oh,never mind.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
when i saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, i told him to censor that a-hole. when i saw the completed product, he censored me. then i killed him.
