Terrorist Priorities

Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the second terrorist predicted correctly that people would be more concerned about the donkey than the 14,000 people they planned to kill. It's supposed to show how people care more about animals than other people. You probably drive a Prius because Al Gore told you to.

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